The Father Knows Nothing Rolling Sales Van

You may see the rolling Father Knows Nothing van around Chicagoland over the next week. If you do, tell me to pull over, and I’ll sell you a book. Look, they’re right there in the trunk. I’ve already gone through three boxes.

Oh, and here are a few tips for when you talk to me in person.

#1: Don’t tell me you already bought a copy. I have a list of people who bought it in a spread sheet, and I will fact check.
#2: Don’t tell me that you’re thinking of picking up a copy soon, because I will go right out to the car and put one in your hands.

I’m not shy about selling this timeless classic from Eckhartz Press (https://eckhartzpress.com/shop/father-knows-nothing/)